Single Friends

Yet ANOTHER acoustic song.  I recently performed many of these dour acoustic numbers in front of some people in Baltimore.  While I think it went well, I’m pretty sure I was a HUGE downer and people were mainly depressed by the performance.  I might do it again, but not at a rock show. 

Published in: on November 30, 2007 at 5:49 pm  Comments (2)  

Not Called The Shots

A newer acoustic song. 

Published in: on November 29, 2007 at 4:36 pm  Leave a Comment  

Learn How To Drive

I recorded this yesterday.  It’s a Repelican song.  Not much else to say, really.

Published in: on November 27, 2007 at 3:58 pm  Leave a Comment  

Mother Fuckin’ Theresa

My most sac-religious song.  It’s another funny/ass-kickin’ song from The Anywhere.  Enjoy.

Published in: on November 27, 2007 at 2:14 am  Leave a Comment  

Deflated Irene

Just a reggulah rock song. The line is “your life as consistent as your wearing Ked’s with nursing pants.”

Published in: on November 6, 2007 at 8:12 pm  Leave a Comment  

My Coronal Suture

A lot of Art Department songs were not initially written in the style of the Art Department.  Here is an example of that.  Also, 12th Grade anatomy class gave me a lot of cool words to use.  Since then, I’ve wanted to rhyme “future” with “coronal suture,” which is a suture that runs horizontally along the top of the skull.

Published in: on November 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm  Leave a Comment